Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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