Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You made out with two different species that night
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The air taste purple.
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