And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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