hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
