So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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