I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So much rum. So many feels.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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