Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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