Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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