How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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