O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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