found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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