i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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