And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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