it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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