WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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