honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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