I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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