It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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