People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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