He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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