you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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