It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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