I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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