Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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