I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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