Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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