At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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