so explain again why im purple
no
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
