I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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