Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
