In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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