me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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