Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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