If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize