I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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