we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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