Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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