It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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