This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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