He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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