Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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