tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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