Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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