Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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