fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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