just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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