I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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