it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It's just like the Real World with babies
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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