We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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