i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In other news, I just burned my penis
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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