I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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