the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
is that a dick in a sweater?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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