you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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