Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
