I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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