Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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