they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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